/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Saber riding a banana

Saber riding a banana.

I was released from a mental hospital today and I really really missed you guys.

Sonna banana !

>mfw tetanus shot sounds like tetris shot and I now want a tetris shot

>>6624440

she forgot her flotation device

There are those who believe that life follows a narrative conveniently laid down by a universal force, possibly a benevolent creator or just possibly a madman with eternity on his hands and a bad scriptwriter, which would go some way to explain why it so often resembles a blooper reel.

I am not one of those.

I used to be a humble fruit seller in downtown Edo until I gained national prominence through a series of events so outrageous that even the aforementioned madman would hand in his certificate of lunacy and go surfing and if there is one thing that I have learned in my long life, apart from self-defense against fresh fruit, it is that nothing was meant to be.

As an example, take a look of the Japan of my youth. An ancient society stagnating with the best of intentions while the Europeans were busy carving up the world and writing 'Who's my bitch?' on the remains. The British were getting ready to kick the Chinese around as they had already done the Indians, the Spanish and Dutch were eying isolated spots in eastern Asia that hadn't already fallen to bayonet or bribes, and at home the Shogunate was reinventing navel-gazing as the national sport.

With an adult male population in excess of seven million people, that's a lot of navel-gazing, I tell you, and it was hurting my fruit sales. Then as now, the sale of fruit is the pinnacle of salesmanship in Japan since, as is well known, we have to import all our fruit from abroad, which makes fresh fruit something of a rarity. This divine food, so necessary to satisfy even the most basic life needs of the humble farmer, does not grow anywhere in the home isles.

YEAH, AND KING ARTHUR IS A GUY, RIGHT?!

In FSN PS2 release, what did they replace the scenes they edited out with?

I have several Saber posters and figures. My parents jokingly call her my girlfriend.

If only they knew. ;_;

Would you watch Fate/Stay Night again in HD?

My King.

I like bananas

/jp/ how do you go about washing hug pillow cases?
i think the one i have is silk or a thick type of cotton