/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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“OH YEAH! I almost forgot to tell you! While you were busy in the “lavatorium”, I had an encounter with the weirdest customer yet! They were a bunch of dolls! I think I saw Mrs. Hourai in there somewhere. Anyways, they flew over to me and gave me this really cool looking bottle cap. I think it was their makeshift version of money. However as soon as I could grab it, they took all of our stuff! You can see for yourself over there.” Lemontene elaborated, pointing upwards towards a flock of Alice’s Dolls flying away in perfect “V” formation.

“...Could y-you say that again?” Rikako asked calmly.

“That again. :)”

“NOT LITERALLY “THAT AGAIN” YOU TWO-WINGED TWO TIMER! What do you mean you just let them get away with our stuff?!?” Rikako scrempt, absolutely gobsmacked.

“I mean they seemed really scared and thirsty. Besides, we can just make more. Gesundheit!”

“THEY ARE WOODEN DOLLS WITH NO ORGANS. THEY STOLE HIGHLY VALUABLE CHEMICALS, YOU MORON! SEVERAL OF THOSE ARE UBER TOXIC TO NEARLY ANYTHING THAT MOVES IF NOT FIRST SUBDUED BY MIXTURE WITH ANOTHER SUBSTANCE! THAT IS A VERY BAD THING TO JUST GIVE AWAY WILLY NILLY!!!”

This line seemingly woke up the sleepy Yakumo from her standing slumber. “Wait, you guys are selling poison here?”

“THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU!” Rikako replied.

“No, the ‘puter has a point. We’re a Lemonade stand, not one of Mrs. Kamishirasawa’s science projects! Why would anyone sell toxic products at a perfectly fine lemonade stand? What are they, stupid or something?” Lemontene questioned.

This made Rikako go nuclear. Her face turned a seething red and her ears started excreting steam and generating an odd sound (https://youtu.be/J-d8UJjXfXc)) before pressing some buttons on the cuffs of her lab coat shirt, which quickly deployed a Jetpack in the blink of an eye.

“MARGATROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOID! YOU’RE GONNA WISH YOU YOURSELF WERE AN UNFEELING, SOULLESS DOLL AFTER I’M THROUGH WITH YOOOOU!” she said before blasting herself off into the skies and giving chase to the Stampede of Dolls.

“Woah woah woah hey hey hey! Hey wait! You can’t just leave without clocking out first! I don’t wanna be lonely and friendless again! Please wait for meeeee!!!” Lemontene squelched, suddenly leaving her posts in an attempt to play catch up.

The Tengu turned towards Ran, this situation has gotten extremely awkward. “...So uh… Permission to take this thing down? There’s nobody here to stop us now.”