/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Understanding is a three-edged sword.

Think of a big lemon.

You thinking about a lemon

Once, there was a traveler crouching in pain by the roadside. A man who was walking by sat next to the traveler before he could ask for help. The man lectured the traveler at length about having a healthy lifestyle in order to avoid sickness. Satisfied with his speech the man stood up and left. His name was the United Mankind.

Next, a very beautiful woman approached the traveler with an inquisitive look on her face. The traveler said, "Well, don't just stand there, help me." The woman replied, "Do you want me to help you?" She then discussed at length the situation with the traveler until she fully understood the problem. And then she nodded and left. Shortly after, the woman brought all the doctors, nurses, and staff of the closest hospitals with her. Her name was the Humankind Empire Abh.

I bet Satori's mansion is full of skellingtons. Orin's probably hidden them in every nook and cranny.

Gensokyo still softly calls, like a nearly forgotten song of childhood.

If you had $7,000 American dollars and three days to spend it, what would you buy?

In the end, all that remained were silence and emptiness.

What is lost can never be regained.

Anonymous quietly put away his dick and left, as the stage drew to a close.

No one ever saw him again.

I'm left-handed too! Though I can do lots of stuff with my right hand but I think my left hand is dominant. So many left-handed people! /jp/ is great!

Gensokyo was founded on the principles of liberty, brotherhood and not taking the dick.

Aquinas spoke of a mythical city upon a hill. Soon that city will be a reality, and we shall be crowned its kings.

Does anyone else's penis get sort of tingly whenever they drink alcohol?

Would you trust your favorite Touhou with a vial of your semen?

Satorin seems like the kind of girl who would enjoy a gentle anal fingering.

From NPR News, this is All Things Considered. I'm Komeiji Satori.

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

An expedition to Coriana space found Sheridan's ship a few days later, but they never found him. All the airlocks were sealed, but there was no trace of him inside. Some of the Minbari believe he'll come back some day, but I never saw him again in my lifetime.

Babylon 5 was the last of the Babylon stations. There would never be another. It changed the future, and it changed us.

It taught us that we had to create the future, or others will do it for us. It showed us that we have to care for each other – because if we don't, who will? And that strength sometimes comes from the most unlikely of places.

Mostly, though, I think it gave us hope that there can always be new beginnings, even for people like us.

I think its about time I talked about Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade.

I believe it's something that I have to do. I met her in the spring break between my second and third years of high school. That meeting was impactful , and also quite devastating. In any case, I thought I had really bad luck――of course, this probably wouldn't be the case if I wasn't there, but instead, someone else was in my shoes. Actually, I do think it's quite irresponsible to say that it was really bad luck that got me into this, and that maybe I should just accept that it was all my fault.

In the end, I believe that me being there had started that chain of events.

The future will be better tomorrow.

I am going to die soon. Of entirely natural causes. This gives me the opportunity to plan my own funeral without the guilt associated with opening a portal.

I was thinking of having a quote inscribed on my gravestone. What do you think of: "I was here."

Ringo > Runba > Bure.

Did you remember to get a flu shot this year? You seal yourself off from society, so your immune system is weaker than most. When you do have to go outside, you'll be in danger.

You're looking lively. Did something good happen?

This is my fifth day without power. I had three blankets last night and I still felt like I was just barely staving off frostbite.

This morning, it was straight to the library. Just the old folks and I this early.

I wish my parents would move somewhere warmer.