/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>In an agreement for the world's largest human boy orgy, a Succubus and a Dragon agree to bring their finest human boys. The Succubi returns the next day to meet the Dragon, and has a substantial smaller amount of human boys compared to the Dragon.
>"I see I was wrong to expect the Succubi's commitment to at least match our own."
>"Doesn't it? You there, what is your profession?"
>"I'm an ex-paladin... ma'am."
>"And you, Bishounen, what is your profession?"
>"Prince, ma'am."
>"Prince. You?"
>"Adoptive father."
>"SHOTAS! What is your profession?"
>Cheers and moans of pleasure sound off from her group
>"You see, old friend? I brought more sex slaves than you did."

I blame MGU for any and all future shitposts

Anyways, would you fug a succubus if it was the only Monster Girl you could ever have?

nth for succuvirus story never

come on, write it already. I started this nonsense, I want to see it working

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>Europoors can't even handle one name

If you get 'triggered' by so little, what makes you think you could even dream of handling a Monster Waifu?

If you are reading this email, then congratulations! You, as part of the new Government funded dating draft! Established last year, this program works as a way to improve human/demihuman relations by drafting humans to be proactively dated by Monster Girls! To make this draft work as smoothly as possible, this phase will require you to specify your interests so that we can match you up with a Monster Girl whom our dedicated team of Succubi Scientists deem the most compatible!

Failure or refusal to send back this form will result in our Business Ushi-Onis visiting you and taking you to the Matango Pits, as they're the species in most need of husbands. So please fill out this form so you can begin your love life today!

1. I want to be stronger than my waifu. Her being stronger is a turn off to me, or makes me feel inadequate. (Y/N)
2. If there is one thing I can always admire, it's when a Monster Girl has a chest flatter than Paper Mario. (Y/N)
3. Speaking of Paper Mario, the character I most wanted in Smash is (Ridley/Other(Please Specify))
4. If I had to choose between the four, the word that most describes what I desire to be in a relationship would be (Submissive/Dominant/Equal/Switch)
5. I can't handle stressful situations well, so I'd prefer if my waifu could do that stuff instead. (Y/N)
6. Something Monster Girl related coming out in the near future that I'm looking forward to is (Shit there's anime manga card games video games you choose I'm not listing them all here)
7. The eternal debate rages on, the best Monster Waifu is (Scales/Feathers/Fur/Slime/Human Skin/Etc)
8. The pet name I want my waifu to call me is (Honey/Sweetie/Princess/>Implying I like pet names/Other)
9. A daughteru is something I'd like to have one day. (Y/N)
10. On the Succubi/Paladin debate, I side with (Succubi/Succubi/Behead those who insult Succubi)

Please fill this out to the best of your ability! Add further comments where you feel necessary so we can match you up the best we can!

Hey guys, I think I have a Succuvirus on my computer, what should I do to get rid of it? It's already filled my hard drive with 75 gbs of Femdom.

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