/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's a trap and I know this but I'll fall for it anyway.

>>44930680
Spiders greatly resemble crabs

>>43240115
>>43240132
SPIDERS ARE NOT BUGS,If you call an ushi-oni a bug you WILL get raped

>>42067469
I like spiders almost as much as I like cows. Luckily, I don't always have to choose.

I gotchu

You can't refuse, can you?

Is it true that one can easily defeat an ushi-oni just by flipping her spider butt like a tractor tire and pinning her human half down for some rough cuddling?

>>34748187
I imagine they'd have to stick with different types of loincloths, maybe special tabards and backless dresses, too.

>>34355232
A usually aggressive ogre spider. Her being really chill and relaxed lying on her back, legs spread not giving a care about anything.

Ushis seem like they would be very comfy to sleep on

>>33828154
carefully

>>33792989
That's so hot wtf

>>32204290

Petting an Ushi-Oni's belly is like sticking your hand in a beartrap.

A sexy, sexy beartrap. That traps dudes.

>>22017171
>Spoiler
>Stack overflow ushi
>Won't even lay a claw on you unless you tell her to
>She spends the whole night on her back instead
>You recorded the whole thing and force her to watch it from start to finish
>Made sure to make copies so she can't destroy the evidence

>>20822576
>>20822581
>Your Ushi-oni childhood friend and you are playing
>She decides on piggy back rides
>You try walking around with her on your back but she's just way too big
>She laughs about you couldn't hold her up for more than few seconds, then she apologizes and says it's your turn now
>You hop on her spider half but rocks around a lot so you have to move closer to her torso
>Eventually you find a comfortable position and she runs around with you easily
>Then she runs towards a wall and starts going up it
>Feeling that you're falling back you instinctively grab for anything
>Turns out the anything was her breasts
>As she rocks round up on the wall you rock with the motions massaging them
>She can't take it anymore and drops off the wall
>You both fall and twist in the air
>When you land she's on her back and you're on top of her
>Her face is red and her breathing ragged
>You realize your hands are still on her breasts and you pull away
>She grabs your wrists and guides them back

>>20387293
The two aren't mutually exclusive you know.

>>19816033
just take look at this
What fearsome monstrosity just about to mercilessly capture its prey huh?

>>19816054
that doesn't matter in my headcanon, everything else is irrelevant
don't ruin this for me, I love horned MGs damn much.

>>19627192
I'm only interested in fluffy spiders.

Is there anything better in this world than fluffy bits?

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