/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Alright faggots, I've had enough. You all keep talking about the "happening" like its your god damn salvation. Well you know what, I'm tires of listening to you all bitch and moan! The happening happens now! I'll teach you to mess interdimensional traversal!

Before you gentlemen are 7 boxes. Inside each of these boxes is something I'd like to call a "beacon." The boxes in question are enchanted to prevent any signal from escaping and reaching its intended target.

Each of the beacons will connect to a dimension populated by mamano, but be warned. I have absolutely no idea what is in the boxes or even the slightest clue what kind of world they actually connect to.

Also, only one box can be opened, as due to the nature of this universe, opening a rift of that size will cause our dimension to become ubstable.

If we open a second, it will literally tear the fabric of space and time into pieces.

As such, you will all be voting on which box to open.

The boxes in question are:

1: A slightly bloodied and chain-bound treasure chest
>When shaken it makes a wet, gooey sound.
>I think it might be breathing

2: A blue lacquered jewelery box
>Shaking gives us a metallic clanking sound
>It's well polished and clean despite having sat in my closet for about 5 years.

3: A plain looking cardboard box.
>Shaking gives dull thuds but it seems like its one solid object.
>Duct-taped shut, I don't have a box cutter so you fags have to provide one.

4: A beaten up safe.
>To heavy to lift, let alone shake.
>Still sealed shut despite seeming to have taken a few shotgun blasts and some shaped c4 charges.

5: A black and white gift with ribbon and a bow.
>Shaking produces no sound
>Wrapping paper is so glossy you can see your reflection, but the colors are inverted like a photo negative.

6: A faded ammo box.
>Shaking produces extensive jangling, like a jar of coins
>Faded yellow on the side reads ".50" but that's all I can make out.

7:An Addidas Shoebox
>Shaking gives a slightly squishy sound.
>Has patches of mildew here and there.
> I honestly don't even know if there is actually a beacon on this one, I just found it with the other boxes in my closet. Just think of it as the extra mysterious box

Anyway gentlemen, I wish you a happy happening. Tomorrow at 6:30 EST, I will open whichever box you decide on.

Or we could just not open any of them and you can all continue to wallow in your misery. I mean, who knows what might come through one of those portals.

Choose your fate here, and remember, I warned you.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12214272

>>14007524
They do, disqualifications are because someone didn't follow the rules in the contract.

Stipulation R34, sub-section R63, all rolled MGs must be properly recorded in text.

Which is why >>14006988 gets to enjoy sucking dicks and taking creampies all day.