/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Ocelomeh community starts to grow in the number of washed up sailors and ex order members
>At first it was only a few
>Now it's a few dozen
>Teaching the ocelomeh about their culture and vice versa
>Ocelomeh very interested in some of their ingredients
>Milk, cream, cheese etc. all very hard to come by in the jungle
>Have to make do with what they wash up with
>But then... an idea
>Start writing letters in a bottle for things the community want
>Kitchen ware, food stuff, nice alcohol etc.
>Gives the tacokots a chance to learn !English
>Then they throw them out to sea and wait a few months
>The order mainland aren't sure why their boats aren't coming back, but apparently the order colony is going really well - and the only thing bottlenecking it's growth is 3 casks of !Champagne
>Who are they to stop such a profitable venture
>Fast forward a few months, and a new set of equipment (and future ocelomeh husbands) wash up on the shore
>Rinse and repeat

Back on the mainland:
"Did you encounter any evil creatures in the new world, viceroy?"
"Er... well... cats."
"Oh how frightening! Big ones?"
"In a manner of speaking."

>>45629653
Is there something else you'd like to say anon?

>It's Christmas Eve
>The fireplace is roaring
>The house smells like cookies. A plate of the extra-gooey chocolate chip delights is steaming slightly on the table in front of you.
>The fuzzy blanket is ready to go. The tree is alight.
>"Honey, stop fussing, it's perfect"
>Feel her fluffy arms wrap around you and she nuzzles the back of your neck.
"It's our first Christmas on this side together. I want it to be special."
>"You're finally here. That's all I need."
>It had taken you some time to come through the portal with her. You were a naturally anxious person, but It had been the best choice of your life.
>She spins you around and looks into your eyes. You lose yourself in those golden pools.
>You kiss each other happily.
>She breaks it off to snuggle into the couch.
>"Now why don't you go finish making that hot chocolate and join me."
>Grab two piping hot mugs and bring it over.
>She lifts the blanket and pulls you against her before wrapping you up tight. Only an arm is allowed to remain free.
>Sigh happily and grab the remote. Find your favorite animated Christmas movie on Monflix
>You're looking forward to your daughter waking up for presents.

>tfw you don't wake up to this

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