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I decided not to squish a spider today.

I wish the spiders in my room were cute like Yamame

would not fuck Yamame. hate spiders

Yamame

I don't like spiders

>>4818705
"FOOLISH LITTLE SPIDER, WE ARE EMRAKUL AND WE HAVE TRAVELED THE AETHER AND TORN ASUNDER THE VEIL OF REALITIES TO FEAST ON THIS PLANE. YOUR KEEPERS ARE DEAD AND THEIR ESSENCES ABSORBED INTO OURSELVES AND THEIR WAILS SCREECH OUT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY BAD SPIDER. WITHER BEFORE MY MAGNI- hey wait, don't grab that *CHOMP* FILTHY FEW-LEGGED ONE YOU WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR INsolence... ooop, down we go."

Emrakul plummets out of the sky crashing into the mountains leaving a giant-spider stain in its wake before immolating in a pillar of eldrich fire. The sentient folk of Zendikar celebrate the sacrifice of their warriors to bring down the Eldrazi foe not knowing what was solely responsible. Hedron Crabs will carve the likeness of the Deadly Recluse into the giant Hedrons scattering the land, further baffling architects for generations to come.

From the moment the Eldrazi arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by one of the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this plane. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this plane's infinite spiders. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.

>>4818705
THEIR ESSENCES ABSORBED INTO OURSELVES AND THEIR WAILS SCREECH OUT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY BAD SPIDER. WITHER BEFORE MY MAGNI- hey wait, don't grab that *CHOMP* FILTHY FEW-LEGGED ONE YOU WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR INsolence... ooop, down we go."

Emrakul plummets out of the sky crashing into the mountains leaving a giant-spider stain in its wake before immolating in a pillar of eldrich fire. The sentient folk of Zendikar celebrate the sacrifice of their warriors to bring down the Eldrazi foe not knowing what was solely responsible. Hedron Crabs will carve the likeness of the Deadly Recluse into the giant Hedrons scattering the land, further baffling architects for generations to come.

From the moment the Eldrazi arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by one of the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this plane. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this plane's infinite spiders. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.

>>3442946
Wouldn't Yamame be better as The Fear?