/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be you, drinking at the local bar.
>Hotshot danuki in business suit, clearly shitfaced sits on the stool beside you.
>Keeps buying you drinks and talking about how she's the demon Lord's gift to incubi everywhere.
>It was starting to piss you off.
>Dump the fruity drink she bought for you on her head.
>Entire bar starts staring.
>Danuki looks mad as hell.
>She raises her hand towards you and starts slapping.
>Of course due to her being 4'3", this was more like a child pawing you.
>You ask her to stop hitting you politely.
>She seems too keen on playing Irish pattycake with your face.
>Meanwhile the rest of the bar states on in an awkward silence.
>The monsters are staring on with a lustful gaze.
>The incubi only give you sad eyes.
>OK, that's it.
>This raccoon needed a harsh lesson.
>You pick her up by the collar, all the while she's trying to slap you again.
>While holding on to her, you kick open the bar door and found the nearest trash can.
>At the point you start lowering her down into the can, she's in full waterworks mode.
>Crying, begging for mercy.
>But, the international bank of fucks have ran out of fucks.
>In fact, you be taking fucks.
>Slamming the lid on her can hard before she 'can' resist, you whisper her a dark truth.
"This is the date you've chosen."
>With that said, you kick the can over and send her rolling over.
>With that done, you head back in.
>The incubi cheer you on and the monsters swoon over you.