/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why do Umineko let's players try to read the narration out loud even during the EP1 and EP2 credits? Why don't they realize that the text goes too fast for them to read out loud? Why do they keep trying to read it out loud until they give up, barely understanding what they even read because they were desperately trying to read all that shit as fast as possible? I mean, what the fuck? I would just read it mentally and then say what I think about it, which is the reason people are watching the video in the first place. It's common sense.

Why does the text go so fast anyway? I can't imagine ever being fluent enough in Japanese to read that shit comfortably, especially if it was my first time reading Umineko. Fucking kanji, man.

Oh boy we are going pretty deep here