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Let's try this with proper usage of spoilers, by which I presume is no usage of spoilers and see what happens.

NEET loser Monster Girls are objectively the best. But what kinds?

>The lanky awkward Monster Girl NEET who claims she hates those disgusting anime shows and comics that sexualize men, but only says this because she secretly hopes to earn the affection of a human boy, tall and flat, and always eager to talk about her favorite sci-fi
>The soft lazy onee-san who just lunges on the couch all day, mooching off her little brother in a manner most unbecoming of someone her age. Despite her nature is still slightly dominant and teasing. Pretty pudgy.
>The frail and still surprisingly cute imouto, enjoys dressing up as magical girls for you even if her deadpan voice belies her joy. This loli mostly enjoys sitting on your lap while watching magical boy shows and falls asleep with the slightest bit of drool while leaning against you. Her cute flat midriff is absolutely perfect for blowing raspberries on and making her melt in your arms. She keeps her room in really nice prestine condition, and everything looks pleasent to the touch, like it's straight out of an anime.
>The powerful and scary Monster Girl Boss who's older and never has married, and everyone is scared of at work, but in her apartment she seems to change into a lazy Monster Girl who just wants to eat, drink, and watch cartoons. She's technically not a NEET, but you wouldn't tell if you entered her messy apartment, which only those closest to her are able to do. While she still has an hourglass frame, her business suits are becoming far more tight and she can't hide her belly pudge as well as before. Also her apartment is a messy horde of all her stuff.
>The short Monster Girl who would be a loli, but her love for sweets gives her too much pudge and breasts. Despite her short stature she acts like a loving older sister, giving headpats and aras like it ain't shit. Despite not having a job manages to hold a nice apartment and garden, and wants to cook all your meals. Sometimes insists on giving you a headpat before you leave for work.
>The gamer Monster Girl who has a figure normal for her species, despite her time spent on her mom's couch in the basement. Plays video games all day and goes on Monster Girl /v/ to inform them about how shit their tastes are. Is incredibly passionate about video games despite her pesimisstic attitude, and if you could find her favorite ones, she'd spend all day talking about them with a glimmer in her eyes and an enthusiastic tone. If you go to her basement to hang out her mom will insist on bringing you oysters, condoms, and "So you want to fuck: A beginner's guide" book
>The fat cat girl who just raids your fridge and bitches about mondays despite not working and eats those foods
>The Stinkypede

Take which personality and type you like and apply it to a Monster Girl you'd like. Protip: Only Alp chooses the last one.

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NEET loser Monster Girls are objectively the best. But what kinds?

>The lanky awkward Monster Girl NEET who claims she hates those disgusting anime shows and comics that sexualize men, but only says this because she secretly hopes to earn the affection of a human boy, tall and flat, and always eager to talk about her favorite sci-fi
>The soft lazy onee-san who just lunges on the couch all day, mooching off her little brother in a manner most unbecoming of someone her age. Despite her nature is still slightly dominant and teasing. Pretty pudgy.
>The frail and still surprisingly cute imouto, enjoys dressing up as magical girls for you even if her deadpan voice belies her joy. This loli mostly enjoys sitting on your lap while watching magical boy shows and falls asleep with the slightest bit of drool while leaning against you. Her cute flat midriff is absolutely perfect for blowing raspberries on and making her melt in your arms. She keeps her room in really nice prestine condition, and everything looks pleasent to the touch, like it's straight out of an anime.
>The powerful and scary Monster Girl Boss who's older and never has married, and everyone is scared of at work, but in her apartment she seems to change into a lazy Monster Girl who just wants to eat, drink, and watch cartoons. She's technically not a NEET, but you wouldn't tell if you entered her messy apartment, which only those closest to her are able to do. While she still has an hourglass frame, her business suits are becoming far more tight and she can't hide her belly pudge as well as before. Also her apartment is a messy horde of all her stuff.
>The short Monster Girl who would be a loli, but her love for sweets gives her too much pudge and breasts. Despite her short stature she acts like a loving older sister, giving headpats and aras like it ain't shit. Despite not having a job manages to hold a nice apartment and garden, and wants to cook all your meals. Sometimes insists on giving you a headpat before you leave for work.
>The gamer Monster Girl who has a figure normal for her species, despite her time spent on her mom's couch in the basement. Plays video games all day and goes on Monster Girl /v/ to inform them about how shit their tastes are. Is incredibly passionate about video games despite her pesimisstic attitude, and if you could find her favorite ones, she'd spend all day talking about them with a glimmer in her eyes and an enthusiastic tone. If you go to her basement to hang out her mom will insist on bringing you oysters, condoms, and "So you want to fuck: A beginner's guide" book
>The fat cat girl who just raids your fridge and bitches about mondays despite not working and eats those foods
>The Stinkypede

Take which personality and type you like and apply it to a Monster Girl you'd like. Protip: Only Alp chooses the last one.

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