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Why is anubis pissy when you first meet her?

Simple. You didn't greet her properly. She's a canine girl, and the typical form of greeting for a canine girl involves you sniffing each other's asses. And if by chance you would like to court her, then it's customary to lick her butthole deeply and thoroughly. Hence why they wear loose-fitting pants. Don't let her regal appearance fool you. They're still just dogs after all. Dirty, desert dogs. Heed this advice, anon. You'll most certainly make a good first-impression, and she'll be completely infatuated with you.

Schedule dog > hell dog

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>Grocery shopping with anubis waifu
>She always insists that you cut through the pet aisle
>She eyes up some of the dog food and bones as discretely as possible
>Doesn't take anything but still diverts her eyes to the shelves
>Sometimes her tail lets out a wage before she catches herself and stops
>Gets annoyed when you ask her why she wanted to cut through the pet aisle

>>19316566
Shit taste in wans desu

>>18843558
>Tfw no NEET anubis gf to autistically shitpost with