/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45158893
>be dad Anon
>your daughter still hasn’t given up on trying to sleep with you
>try and bear with it
>you don’t want to get in to another screaming match with your wife nor do you want to see your daughter bawl her eyes out again
>suddenly remember the boy you see her constantly talking to and hanging around with at school when you go to pick her up
>a plan has been hatched
>the next day
>wait for your daughter to get in your car and quickly lock it after getting out
>run over to the boy and try and convince him to get with your daughter
>”I don’t like her like that though.”
>offer to pay him
>hear someone clear their throat behind you
>it’s the boy’s parents
>realize you look like a total creep offering to pay a small boy to practically have sex with your daughter
>apologize and quickly get back to your car before speeding off
>”What was that all about?”
>Nothing, honey
>”Ooook~”
>daughter rubs you crotch with her tail while you drive the both of you home in silence
>god damn it