/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be 17 year old beta male
>wasted your entire childhood going to cram school
>fall in love with cute 10 year old loli maid
>she loves your little cousin instead
>your aunt conveniently kicks the bucket
>stupid tween cousin leaves the family
>cuck your cousin
>you finally have a girlfriend
>living the dream
>she accepts the engagement ring
>cute loli maid turns out to be a suicidal eunuch and your uncle
>you get killed and die a virgin
>cousin ascends to the meta, becomes a badass wizard and marries your girl

>>22020420
>be 17 year old beta male
>wasted your entire childhood going to cram school
>fall in love with cute 10 year old loli maid
>she loves your little cousin instead
>your aunt conveniently kicks the bucket
>stupid tween cousin leaves the family
>cuck your cousin
>you finally have a girlfriend
>living the dream
>she accepts the engagement ring
>cute loli maid turns out to be a suicidal eunuch
>you get killed and die a virgin
>cousin ascends to the meta, becomes a badass wizard and marries your girl
George trying to hit on his autistic loli cousin by watching TV and drinking juice with her was pretty cringy. She never gave a shit about that boring fuck. And every time, Battler would say some dumb shit and make Maria laugh or get mad at him. I bet George hated his guts.

I like George, though. Thanks to him, I realized I was a pathetic tryhard and decided to act more naturally. Now my super cute cousin loves me and always wants to hang out with me during family meetings. She always tells me cute stories or does something silly. So cute! And she's not some autistic fuck up, thank god!

>>21078888
That's not it! I just... wouldn't mind if she sat on my face... I'm not saying I'd get hard! I just wouldn't mind!

If some greasy fat neckbeard sat on my face, I'd be traumatized. But if a cute girl like that did, I wouldn't mind one bit. There is nothing perverted about that! She's just too adorable to be disgusting, even though she's human and has an ass just like the ugly fat neckbeard! Even though it's technically the same thing, her cute face makes the difference!

It's not something perverted! It's like finding a dog cute but not an alligator, even though they are both beasts.

>>20122588
I can't believe this cutie patootie actually has a butthole and everything. Damn. How can she live with herself? How can she have dignity and self-esteem even though she has a pathetic, sweaty human body? Dignity seems like a fragile social construct that could crumble any second.

It's simply mindblowing to think about. She is such a literal cute that the idea of being disgusted by any part of her body feels absurd. And yet, she poops like everyone else! She does! And other people know that she does! And she knows that they know! And they know that she knows that they know! Mind-literally-blown. As opposed to figuratively, of course.

>ywn make an actually interesting hentai VN exploring the lewdness of the human condition and unraveling the mysteries of sexual attraction, something that can completely override our sense of disgust in mindblowing ways
Literally why live? As opposed to figuratively. Hentai VNs are shit. Shit!

I bet George would agree with me.

>>17931541

>be 17 year old beta male
>wasted your entire childhood going to cram school
>fall in love with cute 10 year old loli maid
>she loves your little cousin instead
>your aunt conveniently kicks the bucket
>stupid tween cousin leaves the family
>cuck your cousin
>you finally have a girlfriend
>living the dream
>she accepts the engagement ring
>cute loli maid turns out to be a suicidal eunuch
>you get killed and die a virgin
>cousin ascends to the meta, becomes a badass wizard and marries your girl

>be 17 year old beta male
>wasted your entire childhood going to cram school
>fall in love with cute 10 year old loli maid
>she loves your little cousin instead
>your aunt conveniently kicks the bucket
>stupid tween cousin leaves the family
>cuck your cousin
>you finally have a girlfriend
>living the dream
>she accepts the engagement ring
>cute loli maid turns out to be a suicidal eunuch
>you get killed and die a virgin
>cousin ascends to the meta, becomes a badass wizard and marries your girl

Joji a cute! Joji an actual, literal cute!

>>15642166
>>15642185