/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>29525479
>why Ame not normal

>Ate sand as a kid and liked the texture
>Slipped on a wet floor while eating ice cream, nearly bit off her tongue, which has hanging by just a few thin shreds. Guy was afraid of getting sued, wouldn't let her mom call 911. She still has a thick scar in the middle of her tongue to this day.
>Cracked open her skull after being pushed off the bed and hitting an open drawer. The injury sometimes makes her feel like her brain is exposed to air. Also swears she had no lasting brain damage.
>Cut off the tip of her thumb while trying to peel an orange with a knife
>Was left in the car in the summer heat that was hot enough to melt crayons, which she then smeared all over the upholstry
>Tried to clean keyboard with WD-40
>Tried to pat a cactus like a dog, thought it would be fluffy
>Lied to strangers about her age on runescape and neopets, got in trouble for it
>Skipped school to watch anime and play vidya
>Can't cook - microwaved a whole egg, which exploded
>Bought her monitor through a shady parking lot deal on craigslist
>Used to shower only once a week
>While at E3, was asked about what the latest console was, and replied that it was the "Gega Senesis"
>Eats lettuce straight from a bag like potato chips
>Intentionally drinks flat pepsi thats been sitting in the open for days because she likes the flavor
>Loves the smell of paint, gasoline, and permanent markers
>After helping the other Holo En's with their technical issues, forgot the day of her debut so was forced to stream while high on caffeine and sleep deprivation
>Was homeless
>Bit by multiple dogs, almost had throat ripped out by one
>Doctors thought she had rabbies, refused to get rabbies shot, bit the nurse trying to give it to her.
>Cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart
>Afraid to drink because she will call people niggers
>Read gay tf2 fanfiction
>Played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12
>Almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity
>Orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat
>Can't do division
>Streamed on gura's channel by accident
>Her mother was kidnapped by Moroccans before she was born
>A car ran over her ankle, tore off skin
>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth
>Licked her friends tears
>Grandma Watson was a real homewrecker and one of those women was a witch who placed a hex on her entire family
>Grandma Watson got her earring caught in a vaccum, nearly tearing her entire earlob off
>Ate baby sitter's anniversary present, blamed it on another girl
>Amelia's Mother doesnt believe the moon landing was real

>bit her tongue off, has a scar to this day
>left in a hot car as a child, smeared melted crayon on the cieling as revenge
>eats sand
>huffs sharpies, paint, gasoline
>was homeless
>orphan
>bit by multiple dogs, almost have your throat ripped out by one
>got rabbies, bit the nurse, survived
>former hikkineet
>cut a kid's finger off with a shopping cart
>dumpster dove
>lied to strangers about her age on runescape, probably ERP'd
>broke her skull open, has lasting brain damage and can breathe through her head
>used to only shower once a week
>almost certainly on the spectrum
>screams at video games, hits her desk to the point things fall off it
>afraid to drink because she will call people niggers
>read gay tf2 fanfiction
>played the sims with porn mods at the age of 12
>almost kidnapped because of mistaken identity
>cut the tip of her thumb off while cooking
>orders meat lovers pizza but takes off all the meat
>cant do division
>streamed on gura's channel by accident
>Brother kicked a ball into her face, causing her to lose 3 baby teeth