/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21527674
>Legend S the day of the fucking Chairs

>>21176687
>and Kobra was the Chinese tourist climbing and destroying it,

>>20639111

>>20494357
You mad lad

>>19131529
cannibal corpse is actually some of the gayest hit ever lol when I was like 12 I borrowed once of their CDs from my older brother cause I was curious what the deal was and I sat there with the CD booklet with lyrics ready to go cause I liked to read while listening along and then when the first song hammer smashed face got its intro riffs and funky bass solo out of the way

>BLUHBLUHBLUHBLUHHHBLOOOHH UHBLUHBLUHBLAAAWAAAH UGHBLBLBLBLBLBLUUUUU

I just started laughing and turned that shit off lol i mean like all death metal the musicians can play the fuck out of their instrument but god damn the vocals are so bad

>>16484091
They're more like realistic visualization exercises than fantasies.

Like I constantly visualize meeting Babymetal, but it's me just briefly seeing them at the airport while Koba frowns at me with his mustache as I struggle to say something in Japanese and end mixing two words together that makes no sense and then the girls laugh at me.

>>15852100
>>IMA PEPSI

https://twitter.com/frabemolle/status/744505347545628672

For those who don't speak Pasta:

"Our entire show in HD! On a scale of 1 to Babymetal, how do you rate it?"

It's actually pretty bad because the sound mixer shit the bed, here's a better video of theirs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjKyzwqIT7s

>>15436249
>she'd end up in the Metallica cage

as old as that meme is, it's never not funny

>>15104869
>cis. anger

>>14969285
>Metal Resistance being dumped in the trash

>>14945471
>resistor
that's a pretty good meme that you have there

>>14551164
>we call each other le fags
>le how new are le you
>do you even know le secret knock to le secret club

>>14495893
>he doesn't lick his hamburgers or eat fries with a spoon as it is customary in Japan