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This kong expands my dong

>Somewhere, deep in the mountains of the Mist Continent untouched by mamonomana, lies the monastery of monks that have developed a form of martial arts to fight monster girls
>however, as would be expected from peace loving monks, this style does not harm, only incapacitate
>believed to have been created by the son of a highly skilled Kakuen fighter, the martial artist utilizes the spirit energy, or Nen as the monks call it, within them to empower their strikes
>each blow injects the target with spirit energy, causing the area hit to become hot and sensitive. a flurry of these attacks would overwhelm a monster's mind with pleasure and make them fall unconscious
>masters of this technique are said to be almost untouchable by monsters. with but one finger, these fighters are able to lay low even the most vicious of dragons
>the only enemies that pose a threat to them are lilims, whose tolerance to these attacks are much higher than a normal monsters. one legend tells of a famous Nen user who battled a lilim for ten days straight, with neither of them resting, until they finished in a draw
>some men go searching for this monastery, hoping the training will attract strong monster girls or just to protect themselves from being raped, yet none to this day have ever found it

>challenge and lose to your hinezumi rival for the 99th time in a row
>she says she will only let you fight her one more time because she's getting tired of beating you
>you go off in search of a master who will teach you just the martial arts that will steal her heart
>you eventually come across a dojo run by a single older kakuen
>after telling her your story, she agrees to train you, saying she was moved by your determination
>a couple of months later and your master says you're ready
>you confidently stride up to your rival and tell her that this time you'll win, or you'll fuck every girl watching
>she accepts and rushes at you
>you pull out your new technique and get floored immediately
>your realize you've been Wimp Lo'd as you see your master first in line for your penalty

>>15738084
The reinforcements that were passing through the Monkey jungle have disappeared.

And an angry Ryu buried the reinforcements passing through the lowlands with hailstorms, all because one of the younger recruits rejected her advances.

This war is going poorly, we might have to seek help from the Tiger Empress.

>>15664092
I prefer monkeytits.