/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>I will never sell plunder I obtained from my Egyptian tomb adventuring
>I will never buy that secret map hidden in her cleavage to the Cursed Schmitar Sword which works with men
>I will never buy that set of Living Leather Armor she has stashed in the back for her better customers
>I'll never be tricked into signing a Recettear styled contract to plunder tombs for her but also has a fine print stipulation that I have to merry her if I fail
>She'll never spend vast sums of dosh to insure my failure by an Egyptian Echidna trap / maze specialist
>Forced to marry Egyptian Tanuki, Cursed Schmitar, and Living Leather Armor waifus

Curse this mortal coil!

Alternative ending: I succeed and waifu a Egyptian Echidna, Cursed Schmitar, and Living Leather Armor and foil the Tanuki's plan

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>>14017725
>>14017734
B-but anon said it was fine!