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>>20975857
>see the scene with Dlanor and Virgillia
That also bugs me. Wait, we're supposed to buy into Virgillia's BS even though she conned him before? Oh, but this time the music is all somber and serious, so I guess Virgillia is telling the truth this time when she tells Battler to trust Beato

But ultimately we're NOT Battler. We're not necessarily the cruel goats who devour the mystery for the fun of it either. Whatever Battler realizes in the chapel, truth or delusion, is not something we realize.

Oh, we get "My Confessions" as a manga by R07, but the guy is a certified troll who chalked up being able to solve the whole story based on "woman's intuition."

And what do meta guys LOVE to do, with their interviews and the like? LIE

Although I daresay the notions of "canon" and "non-canon" will be the next step of this Umineko clusterfuck.

Can't you imagine the "villains" now, the Dlanor like angels about to execute some poor helpless victim, using the dreaded green text to execute someone who doubts the word of R07?

I'll play the part of the rube if I have to. Umineko Saku is coming out, when it has absolutely no need to according to people claiming Umineko was the "perfect story"

That itself should be the sign of a gut punch. And if Beato did come out saying IT WAS ALL A PRANK YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT DID MEIDO HORSESHIT DID YOU AHAHA.WAV, the same people who ate that shit up will regurgitate that poison for the newest flavor, all while singing "Sasuga, R07!"

>>20926956
>>20926395
Let me channel my inner Umineko witch.

*Ahem.

"YOU REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, USHIROMIYA BATORA? YOU REALLLLLLLLLLLLY THOUGHT THAT ENDING WAS A "HAPPY ENDING?" YOU BOUUUUUUUUUUUUGHT THAT SOB STORY ABOUT POOR YASU IN THE ORPHANAGE? LA DIVINE COMEDY? SPIRITUAL PURIFICATION? A TRAGIC HEROINE? BEATRICE FED ROSA'S FAMILY TO HERSELF YOU INCOMPETENEEEEEEEEEENT MOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!"

Picture related for how I feel about Umineko Saku though