/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>27860765
>Night at the Museum with monstergirls
>Security guard on nightshift finds himself locked between the affections of a newly awakened Pharaoh and zombie dragon
>Neither of which know or care about modern dating and marriage customs
>And have a millennia of loneliness induced pent-up lust to unleash
How will our hero and his pelvis survive until daytime

>>25163237
>Dragon zombie finds her husband not responding to her cuddle requests of being the little spoon
>Instantly jumps to the conclusion that he has died
>Goes to get daughterus since they know where Ms. lich lives and she can't ever remember
>Sees that they're missing and thinks that they've been kidnapped
>Goes to bad part of undead city to find her hubby's murderer and the kidnappers who took her kids
>Anon wakes up hours later completely dead tired from his new workout regiment
>Wonders where his dragon zombie waifu went
>Hopes she didn't lost on the way to the grocery store trying to buy pancakes again
>Calls Mrs. phantom asking her daughterus are ready to go home or if they're staying over for another sleepover
>Watches morning news and they're reporting a dragon zombie who is singlehandedly clearing out downtown of all the ghoul gangs, jiangshi yakuzas, and mummy mafias
>Notices birth mark on the dragon zombie's rear looks an awful lot like his waifu's birthmark
>Makes realization and sighs heavily and gets his keys