/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"Masaka Kami-sama. Are we that desperate for talent that we're clearing out the sick, the lame, the weebs?"
*Ohayos and greetings*
"How the fuck did you find us?"
"I came up with HoloEN."
"Shit the fucking gaijins dude?"
"Suisei, you're not gonna believe it. It has been madness since Day 1."
"What happened to your sickness and your hospital visits?"
"Yeah rocking the fucking side pipe with some Nurse hotties."
"Fuck that, I ain't had a video since July, I had to get some. But I seriously would not have jumped ship if it meant rolling with HoloEN."
"What. Clusterfuck?"
"They're off the hook! Dude, they don't speak any Japanese! Or games. They'll pull a zatsudan stream just to eat. And then they got to rollin in to these channels and doing these shows of force, you know, High Spec shit for fun. Like this one time, swear to god, they thought it'd be funny, to like all this lewd fanart. Like tentacle rape, used panties and shit, show little Americans what we're streaming for. This old /jp/fag comes storming out, starts screaming at our interpreter about how we're fucking up their culture, or some dumb shit right? And he's super fucking pissed, the oldfag starts to shitpost! HoloEN fucking freaks, they lob like 26 threads, they fuck up the whole board."
"Bullfuckingshit."
"Meidos saw the whole fucking thing."
"What?"
"THE Meidos?"
"Meidos fucking were standing there, with a janny crew from /v/. Splitting the whole fucking thread like it was a general thread on /vg/. These HoloEN fucks are like failed Twitch thots, professional artists, HoloJP rejects, and fucking meme streamers, you know what I mean? And they're lead by this wigger girl who is like, a nobody or some shit, in the Japanese underground rap scene, I swear to GOD, this motherfucker has got Japanenglish in her songs."
"This is so colossally retarded, I can't even say anything about it."
"Yagoo knows. He's been ducking us on the comms for the past couple weeks. But they're here now Suisei. And they're rollin with you."
"No fucking way, we're working with gaijins?"
*Excuse my Rudeness but could you please RIP in the distance* HoloEN rolls through speaking English. People cheer
"Check it out, if I'm lying I'm dying."
"Oh THAT'S a real VTuber."

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*Miko walks up to Suisei and the gang*
"Masaka Kami-sama. Are we that desperate for talent that we're clearing out the sick, the lame, the weebs?"
*Ohayos and greetings*
"How the fuck did you find us?"
"I came up with HoloEN."
"Shit the fucking gaijins dude?"
"Suisei, you're not gonna believe it. It has been madness since Day 1."
"What happened to your sickness and your hospital visits?"
"Yeah rocking the fucking side pipe with some Nurse hotties."
"Fuck that, I ain't had a video since July, I had to get some. But I seriously would not have jumped ship if it meant rolling with HoloEN."
"What. Clusterfuck?"
"They're off the hook! Dude, they don't speak any Japanese! Or games. They'll pull a zatsudan stream just to eat. And then they got to rollin in to these channels and doing these shows of force, you know, High Spec shit for fun. Like this one time, swear to god, they thought it'd be funny, to like all this lewd fanart. Like tentacle rape, used panties and shit, show little Americans what we're streaming for. This old /jp/fag comes storming out, starts screaming at our interpreter about how we're fucking up their culture, or some dumb shit right? And he's super fucking pissed, the oldfag starts to shitpost! HoloEN fucking freaks, they lob like 26 threads, they fuck up the whole board."
"Bullfuckingshit."
"Meidos saw the whole fucking thing."
"What?"
"THE Meidos?"
"Meidos fucking were standing there, with a janny crew from /v/. Splitting the whole fucking thread like it was a general thread on /vg/. These HoloEN fucks are like failed Twitch thots, professional artists, HoloJP rejects, and fucking meme streamers, you know what I mean? And they're lead by this wigger girl who is like, a nobody or some shit, in the Japanese underground rap scene, I swear to GOD, this motherfucker has got Japanenglish in her songs."
"This is so colossally retarded, I can't even say anything about it."
"Yagoo knows. He's been ducking us on the comms for the past couple weeks. But they're here now Suisei. And they're rollin with you."
"No fucking way, we're working with gaijins?"
*Excuse my Rudeness but could you please RIP in the distance* HoloEN rolls through speaking English. People cheer
"Check it out, if I'm lying I'm dying."
"Oh THAT'S a real VTuber."