/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gentlemen, behold! My beautiful queen in all her terrible glory! Whenever the Apophis venom in her blood goes out of control it manifests in this awesome form! Woe to those who cross her path as she unleashes her lustful magic across the land! Until I calm her down, the souls of the dead will frenzy and both men and women (and mamono) will be possessed by the avatar of Apep and fall into debauchery (more than usual, at least). After she comes to her senses she'll issue another public apology and pay for any clothes/wares/buildings damaged and destroyed in the orgy. She used to pay for it personally but it happens so often we just set up a pool of funds from the treasury.
Does your wife have a tendency to get a little crazy now and again?