/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22683145
>>22683178
>>22683730
maybe this is a massive ruse and ZUN wants us to think sakuya's guilt is too obvious, but she actually IS guilty?
in any case satori is going to cheat and figure out anyway

>>22662658
remilia's gonna have to do some fate manipulation or the scarlets are going to have to abuse helping koishi to stand a chance against satori

>>21216726
>Koishi isn't real, she's just Satori's imaginary friend and her friends seeing her are just playing along

>>15217519
In order to make you plebs buy their album of course. Stop being leecher and buy your own album if you want it that badly.

>>10660925
If her blood regularly leaves her body to be pumped then probably, although she lives in hell and she isn't human.

Oh anon, you silly.
She has those short arms so she can't stab you in the back while hugging and instead she has to use her powers to shatter your heart with words.

Why do you think she has that face in most pictures?

>to hell
Funtime in Chireiden?

>>9744467
g4p is still homo and homo is as homo does

>>9707869
if youve got a problem speak up you passive aggressive spunkguzzler

Some asshole was playing pranks on everyone in our hotel. Like putting Elmers on the toilet seats and dumping water on people's clothes. So I broke into his room and smeared chocolate pudding all over his toilet seat so it looked like explosive diarrhea. Then I nailed him with a chocolate pudding pack that exploded all over his shirt.

It just goes to show that I'm not very heroic and being an asshole gets you covered in chocolate pudding.

What is Satori saying here?

>>9226890
Have you tried a night club?

>>8892062
Lies. Okuu is too straightforward to say bullshit like "fuse with me" rather than "Let's fuck."

I imagine I'd become a hard working man who's proud of his accomplishments.

>>8584324
Only if written in LISP

>>8243426

And the Komeiji says:

-You got molested by niggers and another beasts during your childhood

>>8047157
Why not, she'd probably find him to be a very annoying person that can't shut up. Those people that think she would have any feelings for him other than disgust must be quite dense.

>>7987704

What's so great about her anyway? She's just another stupid birdgirl, the only reason anyone on /jp/ even cares about her is because she's one of the touhous that would be physically impossible to close to even if they could take a magical trip to Gensokyo since they would either burn up or their bodies would decompose at an exponential rate. The only reason she has a following is because no one can have her.

>>7756935
It was either satori ijirare or synchro feeling.
Well whatever, you'll probably like it either way