/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The polite Kikimora and her innocent master sit on the couch, watching television.
While they started at separate ends of the couch, slowly but surely, the maid has closed the distance in little scootches, till now their shoulders are barely touching.
The maid casts sideways glances every so often, watching her master's movements.
" Ara ara, i'm so sleepy..." The maid announces with a bit of dramatic flair, as she gently leans onto her master, making sure her breasts press against his arm.
Her eyes shut, and she started letting small, cute, but obviously fake snores.
> Alright master, time for plan 29, the " Defenseless Sleeping Maid Attack!"
> BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS YET TO FUCK ME WHEN I'M AWAKE, BUT THATS OKAY WE WILL WORK ON THAT, I LOVE YOU. NOW COME ON, DO IT!! I'M DEEP ASLEEP AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOUR HEART/DICK DESIRES!
The Kikimora feels her master shift slightly, his arms moving to take her by the shoulders gently. Her heart pace quickens as she feels his shaking hands push her back onto the couch.
> Y-YES THATS IT MASTER!! YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING IT!! NOW TEAR MY FUCKING CLOTHES OFF, RAVAGE MY LUSCIOUS BODY!! JUST TAKE THE FIRST STEPS AND I'LL DO THE REST!!
And then all of a sudden, he stops as he lays her completely down on the couch. He stands to his feet, wobbling slightly, before walking down the hall.
The maid's eyes shoot open, alarmed, as she watches him walk away.
> OH YOU FUCKING BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THIS?! CANT YOU FEEL HOW BADLY I WANT YOU?!? YOU WOULD IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A FUCK! I CAN FEEL HOW MUCH YOU WANT ME! I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART RACING, I CAN FEEL YOUR DESIRE!! NOW MAN THE FUCK UP AND PLUNDER ME!!
> M-maybe you just need more encouragement. Come back master!! I'll show you everything!

The polite Kikimora and her innocent master are walking together back home.
They just finished their Sunday night ritual of seeing a movie together.
The Kikimora eyes her master from behind, eyes glued to his back.
> SIX TIMES YOU THOUGHT ABOUT HOLDING MY HAND, AND SIX TIMES YOU PUSSED OUT! GET IT TOGETHER MASTER! Its okay, I've planned to give your dumb ass a little push forward tonight.
As per their ritual, they always stop at a vending machine on their way home, usually getting their own favorite sodas (Orange for the master, vanilla for the Kikimora)
But this time there will be a change in plans, as the Kikimora lets out a little "fufufu"
She had already come by earlier, buying out every soda flavor besides the alraune based succubus twist, and watermelon
but she wasn't worried, they both hated watermelon after all
> Almost there master, soon your gonna CHUG THAT ENTIRE FUCKING THING INTO YOU STUPID MOUTH. THEN WHEN WE GET HOME, I'M GONNA "TRIP" RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, AND YOU ARE GONNA UNLEASH THE BEAST! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU SO LONG, WE WILL DIRTY ALL THE SHEETS IN THE HOUSE, THEN I WILL CLEAN THE FUCK OUT OF THEM AND WE WILL DO IT AGAIN!
> WAIT WHY ARE YOU REACHING FOR THE WATERMELON?!?!
The maid's eyes dart towards the watermelon button, before widening in dismay.
With every watermelon soda, you got a code unlock a costume for a character in a video game that the master liked.
> N-NO YOU FUCK! PLEASE I WILL BUY YOU EVERY FUCKING COSTUME IN THE GAME. YOU CAN PLAY FAGGOT DRESS UP ALL YOU WANT, JUST DON'T FUCKING PICK THE WATERMELON.

Janet is at it again

I imagine that if a kikimora got one of the submissive, lazy masters that she has to turn into one suited for her, that she would constantly have a massive, loud inner monologue going on that would be about her real intentions.

" All this healthy eating is nice, but the workout program you have me on is pretty tiring."

" I need master to live healthily and happily, and that starts with diet and exercise!"
>I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO AN IRON FUCK MACHINE, SO YOU CAN LEAVE IMPRINTS OF MY ASS IN BOTH THE WALLS AND THE FLOOR.

Remember anons, always love your Kikimora maid if you have one.

Just wrote a story about Janet, everyone's favorite Kikimora! Please tell me what you think!

http://pastebin.com/Xy6M76na

>You will never walk in on your Kikimora maid, who has her face pressed into a pair of your boxers. Inhaling deeply, then leaning back with a blissful look on her face.

>>12508949
Can't really talk about it since there's a site wide ban on it everywhere. That's what most people are mad at right now actually, as opposed to GamerGate itself.

But again, we aren't allowed to talk about it on 4chan, you'll have to look elsewhere. Especially not in this thread since it's Monster Girls.

>>12506059
I'm just sick of dealing with the cleaning crew here.

There are already better alternatives out there.

The rest of 4chan is collapsing in on itself as we speak

So lets talk about Kikimora Janitors. How do you like your Kikimoras? Dominant or Submissive?

>>12489780
What a rotten bastard. He has it coming.
>>12489781
No Woodsy!

>>12459112
How about a slightly unhinged, ex-military Kikimora who's also a shotacon?