/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43325605
>Massive snake body
>Magical powers
>Natural mamano strength
>Still holding a kitchen knife
Dumb chuuni edgelord dork hebi

>>38021271
>Go to Ryu shrine to flick her reverse scale
>Get stopped by Shirohebi
>"What can I help you with today, sir? Do you wish to join me in prayer?"
>Nope came for greensnake
>"I'm sorry sir, but she is unavailable due to her godly duties. Is there a way I could help you instead?"
>R u a ryu? No? Go away
>"Listen here you neet lover, I already dedicated half of my life to serving, feeding and clothing that damn dragon like she was my own daughter while my sisters all ran off with guys leaving me to take care of this shrine solely by myself and I'll be damned if I have to serve you both without getting some dick myself"
>"And no I'm not going to fucking leave this shrine and go run off to go be with some random guy, I was born and raised here, and I'll die here"
>"Now are we gonna do this the easy way or the hard way?"
>No way fag
>Get coiled by whitesnake

>>25346427
Don't you have a Ryu's hair to brush?

If I elope with a Ryu's favorite Shirohebi servant how angry would she be? Would it all just be passive aggressive or normal aggressive?

>>21539623
>Shirohebi teaching young Ryu that only way to get a man is to wrap her tail around him and don't let go till he says yes tot he marriage proposal
>Comes home that day with young boy wrapped in her tail
>Asks him every 5 minutes if he'll marry her
>Shirohebi is wiping tear from her eye as she remarks about how fast they grow up