/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>neet vampire who uses the excuse of hating humans for being inferior creatures and wanting to avoid them to stay inside every day and never leave the confines of her castle
>castle literally right outside MGC
>MGC lovemakers services have tasked you with going inside the castle and getting her to come out and stop being so antisocial
>also to possibly fuck her too if you can, they'll actually pay you to do it
>go up to her castle at night and watch as a draw bridge lowers over a moat for you to knock on the doors to the great hall
>she comes out to a balcony right above and hisses at the moon light, she's that much of a light deprived neetpire
>squints as she looks down at you
>steps inside and changes quickly from her popcat meme t-shirt into her proper vampire attire and immediately hurls a fucking blood bomb at you that you have to dodge
>brandishing a weapon made of cursed blood now and laughing
>"FOOLISH INFERIOR HUMAN ANIMAL! NONE MAY ENTER MY DIABOLICAL CASTLE THAT MIGHT LIVE! TURN BACK NOW AND KEEP YOUR LIFE, FOR IF YOU SHOULD ENTER YOU'LL EXPECT NO MERCY FROM ME! I WILL KILL YOU FOR MERE SPORT! CONSIDER THIS YOUR ONLY WARNING! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>castle doors open to let you in

Well anon? Are you up to the task? Can you really handle such a NEET? She will legit try to hurt you.