/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why is everyone so obsessed with jobs?

>why don't you get a job
>look at my job
>my job this my job that
>get a job
>job job job job

Don't we have machines and robots to work for us? I don't understand this world.

if i had a kid i'd dress her up as kaguya

What VN/Touhou are you playing/fapping to today?

I'm going to try and drown out the sound of fireworks while trying to finally 1cc SA on lunatic. Wish me luck. Orin will be the death of me. this is not a stealth neet thread

Hello /jp/sies! What cute stuff did you do today?

3D adventure game. Do a mock-up of the Scarlet Devil Mansion and put youkai all around the mansion. When the night hits, Remilia-sama must hunt down all the youkai around her house but she must be quick because soon the sun will rise again!

Think Ocarine of Time and skeletons rising when it gets dark. They give you exp and gold. Gold you can use to purchase various foods and clothes back in the mansion.

Public Service Announcement (helping out janitor):

NEET threads have been phased out of /jp/! They aren't otaku-culture or 2hu related to begin with. If you want an entire dedicated NEET board then go to /so/ on Tohno-chan. It's rather slow but many real NEETs roost there. Leave and blog there.

I like Kaguya because she is a sleepy NEET who plays video games

I like fanon Kaguya who is a sleepy neet that plays video games!

It's okay to enjoy fanon personality etc as long as you don't take it as "their real personality" etc.

People actually thinking Kaguya is a NEET and play games all day for example.

I wonder whether I shall starve to death, or go crazy first? Neither sounds too much fun, I guess, but if I had to choose, I’d say I’d want to go mad. It sounds like an adventure.

Is there any way we kick all of the non truNEETs off our board? I'm really getting sick of their normie blog shit.

>ctrl-f kaguya

How is this not everyone's answer?

Also I am quoting the nameless entity who narrates my actions.

Almost seven years now I believe.

I feel like something is missing though. I'm happy enough and I have no regrets, but my days are becoming increasingly stagnant and I feel like there's something I want to do but I don't know what it is. I can't think of anything I would rather be doing, but I'm not particularly interested in the things that I could be doing either like playing a VN or watching anime.

I wish I could look into my subconscious and find what I really want. Part of me wonders if I've essentially beaten the game of life and there's not much else to do but try to keep myself somewhat entertained until I die, but another part of me wonders if maybe I've suppressed what I really want in life deep inside of my mind and I won't allow myself to know what it is because of fears or inhibitions that I don't realize that I have.

do not want the sun. my pocky gets all melty.

NORMALS PLEASE GO

Is this a /v/ invasion? What's happening? Why are you all caring about what women think of you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANItFkM2XM8

NEET anthem

Why do normals even come here? Why don't they just go back to whatever den of filth and debauchery they crawled out of?

You can always spot a post made by a non-virgin. The posts reek of a certain quality that makes them stick out like a sore thumb, it's like mixture of lewdness and unyielding stupidity. I can barely stomach reading it.

Why are you on /jp/ if you can't even read Japanese?

My mom started crying over how unemployed I am and how much my medical expenses are burdening the family. Yet I don't even feel bad since she had me before she was financially ready and votes republican. In a way she brought this upon herself. Of course this probably means my comfortable NEET days are coming to an end soon.

A cute hikki appears in your room. You have 2 options:

1) Send her back where she came from and in return you recieve 1 year's worth of trashy cheap cup noodles
2) Have her stay and do whatever you want, but she also can't go outside your room, ever. Not even for a bath, you'll have to bring in water and sponge bathe her yourself. She also needs to eat and you'll need to find a way to feed her. If you neglect her for more than 24 hours she will instantly die and leave a horrid permanent rot in that room that is so bad it will never go away. She doesn't age. Her curse on your life will disappear and she will disappear as soon as you die if you choose number 2.

Choose carefully.

>>9168898
They never stop /jp/ing about silly hats!

Is /jp/ a /b/ for socially awkward NEETs?