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>>46499899
Sneks don't get fat when they overeat. They get long. So the longer the snek, the more of a glutton she is. I mean, they do get a tad thiccer but not much. Definitely not enough to appear fat.

My wife found out about orbeez the other day and she's already ordered 200 gallons of the fucking things.

>>38598630
I like it.
Adds to the exotic and intimidation factor.

Please stop talking about cringey retards from five years ago and get back to posting monsters

>>35761232
No, I mean inside

>>35370403
>purple
>snakey
simple as

>>34972532
Toxic to my virginity!

>>34452955
The contrast between a smug confident pharaoh and an awkward nerdy apophis who tries to overthrow her would be pleasantly unique

>>34349495
>do that with a kuu apophis
>scrape your finger on one of her fangs
>rape her
>you have a kuu snake wife now
What would a rivalry between a kuudere pharaoh and apophis look like? I can only laugh when imagining them monologuing at each other in monotone

>>28557168
Nothing like good ol' fashioned monster date rape.
>Enjoy a nice dinner together
>Invite them to your place afterwards
>Kiss and cuddle
>Invite him to the bedroom
>Have sex
>Then when he's done, you keep going
>Screw him harder and more frantically
>Watch the pleasure in his eyes turn into fear and desperation
>Hold him down as he tries to escape
>Fuck the fear and desperation out of him
>Turn him into a mindbroken mess
>Then fuck him some more until his body gives up and he passes out

Wanna rub her tummy as she coils around me and whispers lewd things to my ear with her hot breath wafting over my face

How to acquire grape snek?

>>23017675
Good idea!

>>22700749
Are you sure about that anon

>>22660893
Pharaohs were never mighty in the first place. Not when confronted with superior grape snake

>>22421217
I met them both my apophis waifu and pharaoh slave right in the middle of battle. I sided with apophis and overtook the pharaoh with ease with our powers combined in VERY competitive Mario Kart. Pharaoh makes a good slave, and apophis an excellent doting waifu.

>>21842804
Pharaoh's an evil bitch in that one. Makes me wanna wife an apophis and take the pharaoh as a slave

>>21681332
I wanna see a graped sandworm

>>21517866

I'd give anything to be coiled around by an apophis right now

Imagine how good it feels inside an apophis.
>Hot
>Slimy
>Tight
Best of all, you'd be completely engulfed by her long body all the while. The pleasure would be mind-numbing!

Alright faggots, let's hear 'em.

What's your pet name for your waifu?
What's your waifu's pet name for you?

>>21421716
I dream that one day, every pharaoh will be GRAPED by superior apophises.

I dream that one day, I will get to marry a superior apophis!