/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i want Yukarin to stomp on my genitals

>>11751849
>>11751879
would she still do it if she knew that i liked it?

>>11640079
dat gap, dem hips AND zettai ryouiki.

It's like some fetish perfect storm.

>>11549745
Are you looking at them?

Yukari is a bully!

>>10429465

yukari culture

>>9148540

op again-I haven;'t poste da thread on ./a/. I haven't beeon /a/ tonight, though I do go to the board quite oten. I've been wathcing mvoeis with my parents.

MY DICK

>>9043111

Oba-San wants to watch too~

Are you being mean to your mother, you autistic little shits?

That figures. Little pathetic losers like you always seem to have no respect for their parents, or anyone else around them. This is part of the reason your little vienna-sausage baby penises are always covered with cheeto-residue and tears.

Naturally, Ran was kind enough to pretend she wanted to touch a dirty, greasy little effeminate boyshit on Mother's Day, because she knew you wouldn't even be able to collect enough empty bottles of Mountain Dew from your little hovels to buy her even a candy bar.

Have some shame, you filthy pillowfucking brats.

>>8983255

Why should I let a lowly, smelly little shit like you touch my gorgeous, tired, perfectly-shaped and scented feet?

>>8983264

Tread carefully, brat, otherwise you might fall into a gap that wasn't previously there and be dumped into a volcano, or perhaps the middle a massive ocean in the middle of the night on some unexplored, unknown planet in the multiverse.

>>8954486

>use up all your powers

Oh my, brat! Do you really think I could possibly use up my powers? I can make gaps appear in gaps which appear in gaps, which are all just tiny gaps around the gap I'm using to enter your dimension and make fun of you! Entropy means nothing to me, foolish mortal.


Though, I will admit, that sometimes, just a little bit, I do have a bit of fun with you silly human scum.

>>8942965
>>8942968
>>8942991

G-geez I didn't know kids liked giving footrubs so much these days! I don't like the idea of fueling you brats' sick little fantasies, but granny really needs her arches massaged! No licking! And no sniffing, either! You should be ashamed of thinking of your grandma like that!

>>8942973
>>8942987

I think they call this little act among kids "Tsun-dere" or something. Are you sure you don't just want a big hug and kiss from your grandma? Back in the day, your granny was a real go-getter, and she liked the feisty boys who played tough!

i want to sniff her feet