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Gee, I wonder...

George needs to die. Not only are his scenes boring, but after you see past the loser mask he puts on you see that he is a true asshole.

I think I've figured out who Beatrice is guys! Beatrice is Battler's right hand. The sin from six years ago is that he started "raping" it.(i.e. masturbating)

Last time on Seacats.

Battler: "Sorry for breaking my promise Beatrice, I will do everything in my power to make it up!"

Georgetrice: "That's all right, I too have fault. Not only did I cheat on you, it was with a girl none the less."

Yeah, I know I'm late to the whole thing, but oh well. Just finished Umineko episode 2.

"Looks delicious. Slice up your cow tits and make me a sandwich."

Battler is awesomeface incarnate.

>>2882263

Fiiiine, don't leave me to my devil's proofs.

It's all projection anyway. It's also possible via quantum mechanics that the universe is truly infinite with infinite possibilities. Then you can create something and have it last FOREVER. Achievement get.

I am the bone of my small bombs.
Gunpowder is my body, and timed explosions are my blood.
I have created over a thousand blasts.
Unknown to red.
Nor known to blue.
Have withstood ridicule to deny the witch.
And yet, those hands will never point at anything.
So, as I pray, Unlimited Miniature Explosives Works.

Or, you know, the literal power. Sakura IS a magus, however biologically fucked up it makes her.

You don't have it because magic doesn't exist.

I would love magic to exist and all (everyone gets to be heroes, no all-consuming greed and whatnot), but then Battler wouldn't win.

I want Battler to win.

>>2523873
>>2523732
Hate to break it for you guys, but...

>>1179144
I want to rape male Shannon. Does that count?