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I've been thinking about buying fleshlight or fleshlight-analogue.

Have you any recommendations?

Your friend,

Duke Webalos

>>7882455

There is beauty in danmaku, just as there is beauty in a $600.000 cruise missile.
It is not impossible to understand and appreciate both.

Buy an Exocet, get a Scud for free.
Would suggest you take the offer - this sophisticated technology people seem to be so concerned with the proliferation of is bloody expensive, still only available to few people in practice.

>>6796823

Nitori doesn't need to get on a plane. Nitori makes her own.

Do you still get more than you pay for with Nitori, or did that blow over?

>>6151509

Nitori's love for you, is like a truck... rigged with a makeshift launcher for Argentinian bootleg Exocet missiles cannibalized from a 1930's American hand-me-down cruiser.

But Nitori may or may not know this since she wasn't around at the time. Funny thing about kappa is they don't seem to live a whole lot longer than humans, if even that long. Very unusual among youkai, and among mythical creatures in general.

So long, mom
I'm off to drop the bomb
So don't wait up for me
But though I may roam
I'll come back to my home
Although it may be
A pile of debris.

Remember, mommie
I'm off to get a commie
So send me a... cucumber?
And try to smile somehow
I'll look for you, when the war is over
An hour and a half from now!

She may not drown babies or devour people's souls through the rectum, but she does proliferate missile technology.

You get more than you pay for with Nitori indeed.

>>5439722

You get more than you pay for with Nitori.
Which is more of a necessity than a bonus since buying from Nitori always means buying something there is no possible way you can ever afford.
Them Exocets aren't cheap.

I was going to buy some Exocets, but I'm saving for a tablet.

>>4585788

I'd like a bootleg Bloodhound, a vintage Exocet and a SCUD discount variety pack, please.

Hopefully I get more than I pay for, because there's no way I can afford all that.

>>4542759

I'll take one bootlegged Bloodhound, one fine vintage RB05 and a SCUD discount variety pack, please.

>>4354634

Optic camouflage.

>>4101977

Wouldn't be pretty.
From the look of it, both oni and kappa are at a point where neither can actually harm the other efficiently anymore. Would be in for a long stalemate with everything else within hundreds of miles stuck in the crossfire.
If there ever were grounds for any sort of kappa/oni conflict, the kappa would probably bargain rather than go to war.