/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45980663
>Her cringe worthy joke made me chuckle, just a bit
>To reuse my words was a keen display of wit!
>Wit like whip – much like her black tail
>”Won’t you try some fruit, traveller? For you, it’s on sale!”
>”You’re insistent, aren’t you? Can’t you bother someone else?”
>”But a cute, frail boy should look after his health!”
>Her hands danced in and gave my arms the slip
>Her slender, purple fingers went to pinch my hip
>”Like I thought. Skin and bone. You’re in need of a meal.”
>”Try the guava! Try the apples! Try the orange and peel!”
>Peel, I did, though not through her junk
>But my eyes! They lingered, right over her trunk.
>”You sample your wears?” I said without class.
>”What gave it away? Was it my huge ass-“
“sspirations of selling the best goods around?”
>The syllable stuck on that slithering s sound
>The snake’s tongue flickered playfully as my words bit me back
>She’s got a brain in that head the size of her rack!
>”Say. Future customer, may I ask for your name?”
>”It’s anon, Vendor. Now enough of your games!”
>”Anon? That’s sweet. Saccharine like cherries.”
>”Rolls from my tongue like cream, smattered with berries.”
>Her purple lips covered in cream was a blush-worthy image.
>”Vendor, I must go! I’ve booked an inn at the village!”
>”Stay longer, Anon. I won’t waste your time.”
>”Tell me more of yourself, and perhaps try my limes?”
>”Miss, I can’t. I’m all out of money!”
>”Poor, pale and broke? You’re in need of a mummy…”
>“…A mummy, in the city, who’s a banker I know.”
>”A broker in bandages?! You must think I’m slow!”
>”Slow? Of course not! But you better be quick!”
>”There’s a sale on apricots! “I’m not interested, Slick.”
>”Slick indeed.” She stroked her oiled belly.

>>37125910
>Implying the apophis wouldn't betray the pharaoh at first chance of getting a man