/jp/ - Otaku Culture

WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS

Cheesy company add
>Lilim in a suit and a smile on screen
>"Hi, I'm Emilia, and welcome to Lust-co, your number one in adding the extra spice to you love life!"
Screen has her walk by people making various products, from sprays to clothing.
>"We here at Lust-co work everyday to supply our customers with only the best service, With us, there is little you can't achieve romantically!"
>"Girl of your dreams turned you down? We can fix that! Can get the man you want to look at you? We can fix that! Divine hero wanting to smite you in the name of god? Still not a problem!"
>"All you have to do is swear your loyalty to the 45th princess of the demon lo-"
The video is edited rather sloppily and jumpcuts
> "All you have to do is subscribe to our services and you will have what you desire! so what are you waiting for? call the number below now!"
Small disclaimer at the nottom of the screen states "All contracts are binding"