/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4605410
I think someone like Zeltrich could do it with enough finagling with the World.

>>2731332

Of course, I'm too stupid to check the "External links" section.

brb, stabbing heart in the proper function of causality

Well, Lancer Alter and Archer Alter would have been hot.

I have a confession to make. I've fallen for Lancer.

Yah, I know that /jp/ likes to make jokes about his gay bulge move (lol), but as I slowly got to know him, his personality attracted me more and more.

It was then that I first played fate/stay night. After running through the first route, I had a little fanboy crush on Lancer, i'll admit, but I still liked Archer more. But after the second play through when I finished to Unlimited Blade Works, I found that I might actually have developed feelings for him. Well, as much as you can for a 2-d character.

That long, sparkling sapphire hair. Those eyes that stare hotly. That lithe, tightly muscled body. I can't get him out of my mind! His laid back yet cocky attitude is such a turn on, that I fap at least 5 times a day to him.

Nothing can express these feelings that I have for this Irish hero, this Cu-Chulainn. I've even researched all the myths about him!

Now whenever a Lancer thread pops up periodically I can't bear to mock him, because I like him too much. I've gone from a troll to being trolled.

I think i'm crazy /jp/, crazy for Lancer.

>>956151
Just Lancer needs a better outfit. Why the fuck would an ancient Celt be running around wearing blue spandex is beyond me.

How's this?

TODAY IS ST. LANCER'S DAY
POST SOME FUCKING LANCER