/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In reality, if CV's Dracula came to genskyo, he'd drop his fucking castle on her Remilias house, (Because he can summon it wherever the fuck he damwell feels like it) kill her and torchure her for taking his namesake, lying about her fate-manipuplation (As confirmed non-exsistant by Flandre) and for being a weakling due to not being able to drink a full fill he would then promptly slap her shit for only being able to turn into a fucking bat, and slap her again for having a goddamed reflection, he would then eat her to gain mimimal burns during the sunlight.

After this, he would have Death seal Sakyua's timehax as only the order of time and Death are allowed use of such ablities, eat patchouli, and promptlt eat flan (Her ability works by visulising her object 'gathering' it then crushing it in her palm consequentialy destroying it therefore, if she can't see it, she can't kill it meaning bliding her and breaking her palm would be the best bet.) and gain BOOMIES.

and still employee meiling and refer to her by name often having consenusal sex with ehr, because Dracula is a pimp like that.

oh and stay there forever due to no belmonts or church to annoy him.

Remember the theme that Play's as soon as Cookie monster Dracula appears in the first game and makes you shit your pants?

Yeah, they finally did a cover for that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlaZQuIzB8E&feature=related

Goddam this is awesome, I even hear some CV Chronicles in there.

>>6765664

>>6736166
I was being scarcastic by the way,
gasp multiple bats!

SUCK ASS like i said.

Meanwhile at Castlevania.....

This is Relevant to my interests.