/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12487192
Yukari:

1. Enter Gensokyo.
2a. Be nice to cats.
2b. Follow cats.
3. Eventually you will find Mayohiga.
4. Befriend Chen.
5. Ask to meet Ran-sama and Yukari-sama.
6. When you do, greet Yukari-sama in her native R'lyehan tongue.
7. Befriend Yukari-sama.
8. While speaking to her over a meal (allow her to guide the conversation, but do not lie to her. She'll know), if you hear a soft, sensual, "ara ara~," it means she wants the D and you should move in for the kill.
9a. Have ravishing, physics-violating sex with her all day and all night long, and get invited on another date. Good end.
9b. Have ravishing, physics-violating sex with her all day and all night long, and then get eaten. Bad end, but at least you got some.