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My mum just BURIED Daniel Bryan
>be me
>my mum starts telling me how she’s been watching a show with wrestlers in it called Total Bellas
>says John Cena is buff
>asks me who Bryan is supposed to be
>I tell her he’s a wrestler
>‘oh wow he doesn’t look like much of a wrestler. He’s really small and looks like some homeless person they brought in from the street’

Daniel Bryan is unironically in my top 5 favourite wrestlers ever but when she told me this I was just sorta embarrassed. What the fuck are you supposed to say?
>well you see he’s got really good workrate
Seriously Bryan absolutely BTFO

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
BRYAN DANIELSON FELL DOWN A FUCKING HOLE
TRAPPED HIS LEG FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE
THE CROWD IS HERE LAUGHING HARD
CHANTING "YOU'RE A STUCK RAPED RETARD"
LIGHTS GO OUT BUT BRYAN'S STILL STUCK ALONE
WHOAAA OHHHHHHHHHH

why would it be a work? Seems like a bit of a waste of time, no? Sitting there for ages trying to get a mans leg out of a gap in a ramp.

>be one of the top guys in WWE, multiple-time world champion, Wrestlemania main eventer and indy darling
>gets signed by Tony Khan
>debuts as an afterthought, immediately overshadowed by a bigger name signing
>gets jobbed out on free TV to the glorified midcarder world champion
>put into the roster's 100th stable alongside an established star, overshadowed yet again
>no longer a star, now just another name on the roster
>best he can hope for is a run with the trios titles
>gets a crippling injury fighting 2 jobbers on a show nobody watches
Hate to agree with Cryan poster but is this the faggot bitch moment of the year?