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If a shoggoth can make a house out of herself does that mean she knows everything that's going on in the house?
>Anon brings home his waifu
>Just as they're about to go into third base but his overprotective shog mom barges in
>Shog mom not so subtly hints at knowing they'll have sex and calls them down to diner
>Grills anon's waifu during the meal trying to figure out if she's good enough for her little anon
>Afterwards they try to do it again but shog mom always just "happens" to check in
>They try again at 3 AM when they know anon's mom and dad are sleeping but once again shog mom swings the door open to check if they're asleep

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