/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Hey, A-chan? A-chan! We are bored here already, can you get us out? A-chan! Why did she have to go afk?
>Okay Coco, stop being a drama queen. You ate 7 burgers, big whopping deal. You American's probably eat that many for breakfast.
>Look, even Luna and Matsuri already disappeared. We're stuck here until A-chan comes back.
>What is it Kanatan? Why are you screaming all of a sudden? Use your inside voi-
>...
>I see you revealed your true colors, Moona. You just couldn't help but be controlled by the creed of your people to destroy anything that the western civilization builds.
>No Coco... You should know it the best out of us. We do not negotiate with terrorists. I would rather get blown up than beg that desert rat.
>Shit! That timer is ticking faster than Senchou's biological clock! A-chan! Are you there? Do something! Answer me!
>...
>If I just heard a yabai coming from my phone... we are fucked...
>Towa! Go get A-chan... What do you mean she is in a meeting? We are getting jihaded by Moona any second now!
>I don't know, just do something you window-licker! Show some initiative for once in your life when it's not crashing your career to the ground! Just fucking press some buttons at random!
>If I die here, I'm going to come haunt you Towa and make sure that every single one of your titpics leak to the internet!
>Aaaaaaah!