/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15626096
Well the last time she was in my top 3 was about 5 years ago when I was still getting into Touhou. She first started dropping when I discovered new characters I liked more, then she dropped a bit more once I started getting into the official works and found out she wasn't really what I thought she was. Then middle to late last year she dropped out of my top 20 once I finally got sick and tired of how she's depicted in fanon, which seems to only range from boring moeblob fox girl to mommy to slut (though this last one especially applies to all Touhous). I don't even remember what my ideal Ran was anymore. Honestly the "parasite" stuff doesn't bother me too much.

>>14381063

>>14315002
Get in the line.

>>13541867
look at her, she can't even spin properly
kuso ghost
Ran is the best girl in entire Gensokyo

>>9740883

I'm schizo and I've never had issues. Really, /jp/ is fine as long as you don't judge them or try and change them, or tell them to change their life.

Two. I will do anything it takes. I get the feeling she doesn't approve of laziness anyway.

Mama Ran.

Please stop sexualising my waifu you fucking secondaries. She is a stoic and chaste shikigami, not a cuddly fap toy.

>>9090211

I honestly didn't, but, believe whatever you like.

Ran.

Always watching, always together.

You've been sodomized by filthy /a/ dicks Chen, I don't want you anymore.

>>9022909

Mommy waits at least 5 dates before doing something lewd, darling.

>>9022914

Of course dear, Mommy won't let go!

/jp/ im so fucking angry right now

it happened. not proud. but it happened.

mom was moaning aobut cutting the lawn FOR SO LONG. so yesterday i thought, well ok i'll do it to shut you up. so i found the lawnmower and did a pretty good job for my first time (actually its quite easy, just like vacuuming on grass lol)

came back in home, ate some spaghetti and chilled after a hard day cutting some fucking grass

anyway, this morning she comes back from her faggy ass business trip and flips out
OMFG I TOLD YOU TO CUT THE LAWN!1!1!
and i'm like
I did cut the lawn, look outside.
just acting all calm and rational because i'm a man

and she looked outside at my work
then she's like
I MEANT THE FRONT GARDEN NOT THE BACK
Now to me this just sounded like some bullshit created to pick a fight. I mean whatever even if its true i still did SOMETHING so give me some credit maybe? but no. constant strife as always.

i bubbled with anger, threw my spaghetti against the wall and came out with it
i stared at her with my face going red and said it
I DIDN'T FUCKING ASK TO BE BORN OKAY AND I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO BE MY MOTHER. ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS FOR RAN-SAMA TO BE MY MOMMY BUT I GOT STUCK WITH YOU. WILL YOU EVER CUDDLE ME THROUGH THE NIGHT AND LET ME BURY MY HEAD INTO YOUR BEAUTIFUL TAILS?

she just stood there in silence and i cried and came back to my room where i am now
im still mad as fuck /jp/ now things are really awkward though i don't know how to say sorry since i guess i overreacted a little

fucking wasted so much spaghetti