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>>19169008
The flames will never fade so long as one foolish Zombie exists to re-kindle them.

Every time I check 7447 there's a 0:4 going. Even online, I'm a loser playing alone.

>>15065553
Indeed, sir.

Though this game seems to be sucking the first one's dick particularly hard when it comes to storylinewhile trying to ignore the second. I've seen maybe two tiny references to DS2 so far.

>>13770512
>Take sword daughter to fight Raime
>Decide to be cheeky & wear Velstadt's helmet
>Get's pissed, powers up his ultra sword
>You can feel your daughteru trembling at the sight
>'So big... So thick...'
>She suddenly becomes heavy & hot to the touch
>Get distracted by this & end up cut in half by a flaming slab of iron
>Respawn at bonfire and release your daughteru
>Her human form is half-naked, hand between her thighs
>'Did you see his sword, dad? It was so massive. So heavy. So powerful~'
>Give her a bop on the head and tell her to stay focused

>>12191637
> cloth armor, probably a caster
> no helmet, probs has shit vit
> no catalyst
> human
> using Prostrate
Time to invade.