/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love my Alraune wife, but we've run into a small hitch in our marriage. I tend to a community garden on weekends and my wife comes along sometimes, but whenever I start watering the plants and checking their leaves she freaks out. She'll turn red, call me a slut, wrap me up in vines, and carry me home. Is there some way to prove my faithfulness to my Alraune wife?