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>tfw no 'Erotic Tales from the Crypt' hosted by a lithe and creepy Lich.
>There would be a tale about a university student, wearing a letterman jacket, having to cut through a graveyard at night and getting hunted by a pack Ghoul Girls with ravenous sexual appetites.
>Or a tale about a man who finds a creepy victorian doll in a dress, whose head turns to watch him while he sleeps. Every time he looks away she moves closer, before he finds her under the covers, with her face pressed into his crotch.
>Or a tale about a man trying to survive a Zombie Girl apocalypse. Which ends with him taking part in an orgy with the biggest ratio of man to sex-starved Zombie Girl in history.
>The show will never end with her telling the watcher that she'll be visiting shortly. She gives a wide, creepy grin, then it cuts to static and you hear a knock at the door.

Reminder to tune into "Erotic Tales from the Crypt" With your hostess The Cryptkeeper this Halloween for Ghouls, Ghosts and massive fearboners.

*Ghost howl + Screeching Bat noises*

>>12633653

Wouldn't it actually be a rattlesnake instead?

>>12582363

Yeah, chapter 12 did seem pretty flat

>>12575793
I do.

>>12536610
It's not gay, it's a mind opening experience.

>>12490428

>>12464561
See? Her jokes are supposed to be bad. It's not my fault. It isn't.

>>12450611
That's why she needs a teacher.