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I will raise an army of sandworms to strike terror into the hearts of oppressive pharaohs and apophi.

>>46437189
Oh yeah?

>POV: Trying to explain to a sandworm that most people don't appreciate being chased, eaten, and covered in spit

>>46235340
There've been vore girls for a long time in MGE.
I was half-tempted to post a 'wock for the meme.

>That one sandworm that gives horrific dating advice
>"Just eat him! Men like being eaten alive."

>>43579079
Clothes just get in the way of the fun

Virgin normal country:
>gets cold in winter
>have to pay taxes
>leader doesn't care about you or even knows you exist
>fixed physical location and borders
>have to deal with other people
Chad Sovereign Sandworm Micronation:
>it's always warm inside sandworm
>the only tax is the cum and cuddle tax
>your wife is the leader
>not tied to a physical location can move anywhere she wants
>no other people to deal with other than your wife and kids (until they grow up)

We're all gonna be worm food one day, so may as well do it now.

I harvest my wife's shit and sell it as a life-extending drug. The people in the market call it Spice. I just call it powered shit in a tube. That's basically what her shit comes out as, a damp powder. Roll it up, dry it out, and stick it in a glass tube. Boom, $500 per unit. I can usually get 50 units from each shit she takes. Could get more, but if it's contaminated with sand, it's no good. She usually shits once or twice a month. We make mad bank of this setup.

Danukis get pissed when I sell it to friends at a discount. They yell it me for undercutting their profits. Whatever trash dogs, I can get my wife to turn you into Spice if you don't keep your mouth shut. I'm joking of course. She wouldn't do that.

You might think handling sandworm shit is gross, and I guess in a certain way it is, but it's actually sanitary (no harmful bacteria) and smells like cinnamon, ginger, and/or cloves depending on what she's eaten. I don't tell her what she can and can't eat, but when she eats processed human foods, it significantly reduces the quality of the product.

Anyways they say consuming 1 unit can extend a person's lifespan by about 10 years. It's also known to heighten your senses, particularly when engaged in lewd activities with your monster wife. Also, it gives you a quick temporary high for about 5 minutes. Overdosing can kill you. Don't do it unless you want a druggie wisp for a wife. Yes, they exist. Don't ask me how. The taste is different for each person and each time you take it, but it generally tastes good. Worst I've ever been told is that it tasted like stale shortbread cookies. Probably a bad patch after she downed 50 XL meatlovers pizzas.

So yeah, buy some Spice. It's good.

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>>38341493
I'd rather be hunted down instead of me hunting her down.

>>38032019
Need me a sandworm that's into country westerns and calls herself Big Pink, the Terror of the Southwest

>>35590848

>>35304436
Sandworms!

If she's not a worm, she's a thot

>>23894739
Naisu

>>23448213
I wonder what sandworm loli's Sabbath shirt would be, or would she not get once since she can't wear clothes? Or maybe it's written on her shell?

>>22464109
What about cumming in her ass?

>>22371146
It's not vore, it's full-body hugs.

>>22269443
>>22269447
Anal with a sandworm!

>>22125029
Sandworms aren't vore-you can tell because vorefags are attracted to hellhounds and cheshires for some reason.

>>22080738

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>>21771080
>those who want to completely reliant on a girl for every little thing