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oni lowlife cont from last thread

>H...Hey babe. I sure fucked up big time, didn't I?
She weezed, strings of bloody mucus dripping from the corners of her mouth.
"Don't talk. The ambulance will be here soon."
>Here I was, thinking I'd impress you with my little freeform wrestling debut. Show you and the world that your woman's no loser. Mak-- [*coughs*] make somethin out of myself, finally get the dough to treat you the way you deserve. G..guess that backfired, heh.
>I'm sorry for...everything. I failed you. I don't deserve your love babe.
"Please. Save your energy, you'll pull through this."
>I ain't got much longer. That long black cloud's comin down, I feel like I'm knockin on heaven's door.
>Is that you God?
>But first, needta settle some business. Tell Wanda I hid the box of lottery tickets neath the backseat. Woman needs all the help she can get, providing for a husband and five daughters. Also, I borrowed some money from Lesley. Tell that scaly daughter of a bitch she's never seeing a penny of it.
"Ok."
>And if you could do me one last favor, before I'm off to the big shambala in the sky.
A long, rasping cough.
"Anything."
>P... pa..
You lean in closer.
>Pantsu.
>Gimme your pantsu.
>Preferably those tight blue briefs with the stars on em, but whatever you're wearing is more than appreciated.
"S-sure. Anything to make you comfortable."
>Thanks babe. You're too good for me.
You take your underwear off and hand it to her. She runs the crumpled briefs under her nose, breathing in deeply.
>Ah.. Not a bad way to go...
The hand goes limp as the ambulance pulls up. That night she's rushed to a nearby hospital. You beg Dr. Ushi to do everything in her power to save her, but she just stares at you.
"Please, how much longer she's got?"
>About another day or so.
You can't hold back the tears.
>Maybe longer. Should be out by Friday.
"What?"
>Oh, you know. Onis are fast healers, she was already out of danger by the time she got here.

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(b) cry
(c) rage