/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38112346
My wife has a room-temperature IQ and her 'job' lying in wait for males to walk past so she can ooze over cocks and get a hot meal.
In that sense, I am heavily involved in her work, I suppose.

>expect slimes
>still fall victim to a surprise drop attack from above
you just
can't win

>>35279599
Probably was smugging it up in a no-smug zone.

>>33798869
> ~~Why don't you cut out the middleman and use *me* as the cumsock, anon~~

I lose on purpose to level 1 slimes so they can have my body!

>you've been hooked on slime ASMR videos
>it's basically just slimegirls shoving a waterproof mic around in themselves
>the squelching and dripping sounds are strangely kinda hot though
>take off your headphones
>still feel like you can hear the drip noises
>wait... you do
>you didn't leave any faucets running
>oh shit
Reminder that gremlins will do ANYTHING to get content for their tanukitube channels, including skimming your browsing history to determine the most fitting video to make out of you. Unless you're behind seven proxies, you WILL end up as the subject of a video such as "Slime Loving ASMR Pervert Gets Home Invaded By Actual Slime Prank [NOT FAKE] [GONE RIGHT] [GONE SEXUAL]"

>>32887390
>your new Slime roommate likes to brag about how you're completely at her mercy the moment she's in contact with you
>she's actually pretty weak, though, and it's really not that hard to pull away from her
>...but why would you? The feeling is amazing, so every time you're "ambushed" you play along with it, and then sit back and relax while she does her thing
>one day you come back home exhausted
>as you step into the apartment and turn the corner, you bump right into her
>she rolls with your momentum and takes you to the ground
>you sink into her even more as she breaks your fall
>it's one of her favorite moves to pull on you, she's pretty proud of it
>all you really want is to grab some dinner and go to bed, though
>she pouts a bit as you start to stand up
>tell her you don't care, she can get her "meal" in the morning
>suddenly your arms and legs feel like they're stuck in concrete
>she gives you the smuggest look imaginable when she sees your shocked expression
>you didn't realize how strong she was getting while living with you, since you never tested it
>as you slowly sink back to the ground, peppered with slimy, loving kisses, you realize you've created a monster

>>30044225
>tower defense
Does that count as a double entendre when MGE is involved?

>>28950724
True. Let's take a moment to appreciate the most literally and figuratively pure monstergirls, slimes.

>>23299531
>>23300028
Remember to care for your slime by providing her a clean environment to live in, and a steady supply of your semen

>>22794655
Shirohebi in particular actually prefer to give subtle signals until you try to fuck them first. If they don't think there's any chance in hell you'll love em back then they may back off but if the lust is intense enough (about a 50/50 chance) she'll burn your mana until she's basically your entire world.
>>22794654
Some of them probably don't care, like a regular ol slime girl, I doubt they have standards as high as Demons do

if you're deep into areas with high-leveled monsters. be aware of stray low-leveled slimes wandering around.
they'll call more slimes and eventually form a slime queen just to fool heroes like you into marrying them for falling into her trap

Let a slime into your life today!

>>22079045
>sad slime
that's rare. usually whenever i see a slime, they're smiling like the best thing ever just happened to them. i still wonder why they're like that.

>>19516438
Nobody asked you Slime-chan.

>>15846822
>>15846824
>>15846827
>>15846828
Enjoy you level 1 Slime Waifus then since that's all you could manage.

Actually I'm pretty sure you'd lose to slimes anyway.

I mean you could go alternative like >>15846836 and be furry, that would probably work too.

>>15685758
See it's the other way around for me. I hate Pharaoh because of her whole
> "You thought monstergirls were supposed to be all about having fun? FUCK YOU, Royal Eye Beam, now take this abacus and go do some diligent nationbuilding"
If I wanted to NOT spend all day playing "dick the puddle" with my waifu, why do I even have a waifu?

>>14570376
Competitive Jiggling

>>14275696
> slimy and gross

Slimy, yes. Gross? Oh anon, that you can't appreciate the soft, gloopy touch of a slimegirl lover. Drizzling herself all over you with boundless affection, savouring the texture and warmth of your skin against her goo. The wet, insistent currents swirling around your dick, as she gently stimulates all the right places, thirstily, girlishly eager to mix together her dark slime with your white.

It's only gross if you don't like nice things.

Lewd art is nice and all for monstergirls that need them, but what about cool actiony shit?

>>13564808
If monster girls existed I'd be in much better shape thanks to running towards them, followed by hours and hours of vigorous sex every day.

>>13176141
>>13176148
Well when you said 'pulpy' in the context of Conan the Barbarian, I was thinking all adventure and shonen antics and stuff.

I mean, my stuff is all second-person, but I think someone lays hands on a sword... once, in six fics?
And then they just get raped without using it.
Niebelfader

>>13077679
Write about Slimes.

>>13077679
WriteSlimes.