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an anubis enters a bar, and says:
>one whiskey and.................. one coke please
>why the big pause?
>I don't know, I was born with them

>>42831932
>she's going to immediately start trying to take control of your life
Need me a assertive yandere Anubis.

>>42750793
I believe so, I also like to imagine there is such a thing as undead demon realm beasts in the setting since I do still miss my past dogs that died of old age awhile back, that to me MGE isn’t just a romantic wishful setting to get a wife it mostly is of course don’t get me wrong but I also feel it’s a true happiness setting too where you get to see your loved ones that have passed on once again.

>>42668077
Get Anubised.

I want to go on a small adventure with my Anubis wife and our three dog companions two that are undead, which I would wear a purple set of armor that would compliment my wife’s golden armor, since purple and gold are the colors of royalty.

>>42321899
My party would probably be made up of my three dogs and my Anubis wife which two of my three dogs would be undead since they passed away awhile ago irl, which they were a Jackawawa and a Miniature schnauzer while my still living dog is a husky, and since I mostly study necromancy magic of course my monster wife would be a Anubis especially since I used my magic to bring back my two dogs back from the dead, so my wife being the dog goddess of the dead just makes sense.

>slave! Ufufu, get ready to work your heart out today, you're in charge of maintenance on... Me! None other than your Lord and master.
>get the manicure kit and get ready to trim my claws and hair, I need them to be extra neat tonight for tonight's gathering
>by the way, you are accompanying me, right? Or else you're wearing the collar ask week if you refuse!
>hehehe... just kidding, I'm gonna make you wear it tonight anyways when I drag your sorry butt there with me!
>come here. good boy!

Begone Thoth

>A futile struggle, human.
>You WILL pat my head.

>>33897699
Stupid dog get your fat butt off me and stop looking at me like that

>>33805485
She's just a dumb desert dog
Tell me there's any intelligence hiding behind this face

Back off stupid dog stop looking at me like that we humans aren't just love dolls for you to cuddle

>>33713375
Well she's a stupid dog so probably guarding herself from herself

>>33650972
Nasus backwards is Susan
Gimme that doggy puss