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>Strip down to a swim cap, speedo, and goggles
>Cover self in goose fat for reduced drag (and to keep slime from penetrating epidermis too quickly)
>Utilize a running dive and breaststroke for a single fast, powerful lap from one end to the other
>exit pool at other end, hit showers on way out

How do I do?