/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>had my first dream about monster girls in a while
>it was about elves
Normally I'd be disappointed that my good dream quota was wasted like that but it was really nice.

Basically there was a mail order bride service that offered elves so I figured why not. They mailed me a form I had to spend back that asked for preferred body types, hair colour and all that. I picked blonde and average body but the one they sent wasn't really what I'd call average, she wasn't fat or what fatfags call "chubby" but she was a tiny bit more filled out than normal elves and had a motherly air about her.

I woke up shortly after she insisted on cooking for me and started going through the kitchen. Now I'm sad I don't have an elf to cook a sunday roast for me.