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>>40283382
>be anon necromancer
>want a kickass summon to solo difficult raids
>raise an ancient dragon from the dead
>oh fuck you forgot how this world works these days
>now you have to endure the weird looks people give you when she dry humps you in public and keeps muttering obscene phrases
>and she won't allow to be left alone, even for a minute
>you were always a recluse, but shopping became even more awkward
>on the upside, she goes full retard strength if you can convince her that the raid boss wants to steal you away from her

>>40088037
>finally persuade her to transform into her primal form and put on that badass armor you had made for her
>you are gonna look metal as fuck riding that into battle
>she says the armor feels cold and hard and she doesn't like wearing it
>can't you just go back to cuddling?

>>38425401
Wights, vampires, phantoms, liches and other higher undead are the aristocrats that cruelly oppress the lower undead, we both living and dead must rise up and overthrow our rulers and seize the means of reproduction, now who among you will march with me on their castles?

So after reaching 500 years old I'm counted as a full fledged adult to most monsters, even if I'm still much younger than my wife, and due to this I should get the respect I deserve right?

>>36242177

How do I find a dragon zombie's old hoard?

>>35095935
>Airheaded DZombie in slutty versions of historical uniforms
These threads have bumped Dragon Zombies into the top five for me

>be necromancer
>got exiled by the magic college because muh heresy
>got a few zombies and skeletons under my control
>find dragon carcass
>timetoprofit.jpg
>start the spell to revive the dragon carcass
>success
>zombie dragon is now unalive
>turns to humanoid form
>rapes me until she becames a dragon wight
>profit

>Go to Dragonia
>Buy dozens of Zombie Dragon mana markers
>Praised by monsters for being so noble
>Wait for the tournament at the Dragonia arena to begin
>Hide mana markers on the contestants
>After the event begins turn all the markers on
>Enjoy the carnage before getting tracked down by the guards

>>25113067
I can't.

>Live in undead kingdom
>Vampire rules over us
>Old vampire retired and let her daughter take over
>Doesn't let an ounce of sunlight through
>Try to send her letters explaining that we can't grow food and eat without it
>Probably throws them into the hearth fire
>The only literate person in the village so everyone keeps telling me to send more letters
>Finally get tired of her ignoring us and walk up to her castle
>Avoid traps easily from all the times I've been here before when her mother invited us
>Tentacle trap right when you enter the gates
>Girls pout a bit complaining about how no one ever visits like when they were younger
>Remember their mothers and the awkward birthday parties I had to go to for them
>CC kraken trying to pull me into the moat
>Wonder if she'll ever get a man or has given up by this point
>Zombie pit right before the door in the middle

>>22538907
Anal.

>>22421916
Because I'm a corpsefucker

>>22286306
Sweet.

>>22162111
Procreation.

DEAD

>>21910460
>Liches
That's an odd way to spell dragon zombie.

ded thred

>>21788813
I'm sure the more intelligent undead would accept your wish and join you in the afterlife, but you'd be hard pressed explaining it to the more ditzy undead

Best undead.